Unsocial Insecurity

From time to time a YouTube shot
Will show a geezer getting mugged.
Relieved of anything that’s hot,
You’re grateful that he wasn’t plugged,
Then catch yourself: Why offer thanks
For f- - -ing s- - - . (Fill in the blanks).

Island Inferno

A year has passed since Haiti’s quake.
And yet a million refugees
Still live a life that makes hearts ache
With cholera, a fell disease,
And rubble all around their tents.
They crave a turn of these events.

Matter over Mind

His shaven skull and leering smile
Are graven in the national mind.
It’s Jared Loughner’s way to rile
Those mourning whom he left behind
On Tucson’s wretched Saturday.
His joy is other folks’ dismay.

What Could be Worse

His congresswoman fights to live
Despite his efforts otherwise.
Deranged, he’s one you can’t forgive
Unless you’re looking through his eyes
At some insane grotesquery
That few if any want to see.

Not so Black and White

To clean up “Huckleberry Finn”
By scrubbing nigger from the book
Would put an idiotic spin
On Mark Twain’s open-minded look
At racist 1840s views
Of Huck’s and slave Jim’s river cruise.

O Captain Our Captain, Your Trip is Done

Some like to guide by force of will
While others by example lead.
Both work successfully until
A boss no longer sees the need,
Like Captain Honors out at sea,
Who banked on popularity.