This year’s Pig Book just made public,
Not delicious, more dyspeptic,
Full of chump chops aptly labeled,
Projects Congress should have tabled.
Earmarks keeping mum their authors
Given what the content offers.
Porcine stuff that’s sooner swinish:
Funds to teach sheep weeding polish.
Why not just let sheep graze gently?
Eat up all that’s green contently?
Cash to study hibernation?
Cold, you snooze, if you’re not Haitian.
Millions for a fighter engine?
Throw that Member in the dungeon.
Even Air Force brass don’t want it.
Needs, another engine befit.
Terminating Irish mahem?
Haven’t they by now among them?
One bill’s aim, though, merits mention:
Smart decision exploration.
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