Mayumi and Richard Heene,
Fittingly which rhymes with meanie,
Had good cause to fear the sheriff
When their young son quit the attic.
That’s when we all got a rank whiff:
Their balloon might be one sick trick.
Passengerless when it landed,
We smelled something underhanded.
National grief gave way to grave doubt:
Falcon climbed in, went up yonder,
From the closed nook somehow fell out
To his death? So hard to ponder.
Not just once but twice he threw up
While on TV networks. Poor pup.
Though he’s used to some exposure
In supporting roles for Wife Swap,
Still, it's tough to keep composure
As a fibbing 6-year-old prop.
Best the parents don’t get jail time.
There’s a better fate for such slime.
Send them back to Wife Swap, him to
Vomit-loving dominatrix.
Her guy belts out Falcon’s boo-boo:
We did it for the show—for his kicks
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